'Heater' - My little sister started to choke, perro my mom told me toheater in the back.
'Juicy' - Hey Vato, I will roll a joint and ju tell me if juicy the cops!
'Sodas' - My vieja looks good and sodas her sister.
'Cheese' - Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.
'Chile ' - When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, butsince we got married chile herself go.
'Juarez'- My vieja slapped me and I said, juarez your *uckin problem!
Bish!
'Chicken' - My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken goherself.
'Harrassment' - Orale vato my old lady caught me n bed wit my sancha pero harrasment nothing to me!!!
'Water' - My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.
'Brief' - My homie farted gacho bad, and I could not brief.
'Mushroom' - Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there is not mushroom.
'Frito' - After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i wuz frito go.
'Wafer' - I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.
'July' - You told me you were going to the store and July to me! Julyer!
'Liver and Cheese' - Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I toldhim 'orale loco liver alone cheese mines'
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
You know You're Sephardi When...
This is so true!
You know you’re Sephardi when ...
You are related to everyone you know but you’re not exactly sure how
You had a moustache at the age of 10
You speak 5 Languages, but you are fluent in none
In your home, you have more carpets than rooms
You drink arak as if it was water
You kiss on both cheeks
You have more hair on your legs than on your head. (men only. I swear...)
He has either been married several times or has a model wife
Most family gatherings descend into fierce arguments about the Middle-East
If you don’t finish the food on your plate your mom gets offended
If you finish what is on your plate, you are given twice the amount you started with
You get stopped at security for “random checks”
You laugh at people who get fake tans
Your mom screams at you until you come down to dinner
Your family reminisces about how life was ‘back home’ but when asked if they want to go back reply “Are you out of your mind!!??”
You know how to “kililililili!” (girls only I’m afraid)
Even sneezing makes you sweat
You have strange medical theories and customs such as eating red onion when you catch a cold.
You love the sun, sea and sand.
You are the master at changing the subject when people ask you where you’re from.
You’re parties always include the standard Arabic tunes
You tell no-one but they’re also on your ipod
You eat Shawarma, Rice and Hoummus on a regular basis
You wear a half buttoned white shirt with hair sticking out
You have more cousins than people in your school
You have had a slipper thrown at you by your mom at least once in your life
You go through more hair gel than water in one day
When you were a kid you spoke with a some sort of a strange accent
Half of your family have the same name. They have all been named after a great grandfather.
You know you’re Sephardi when ...
You are related to everyone you know but you’re not exactly sure how
You had a moustache at the age of 10
You speak 5 Languages, but you are fluent in none
In your home, you have more carpets than rooms
You drink arak as if it was water
You kiss on both cheeks
You have more hair on your legs than on your head. (men only. I swear...)
He has either been married several times or has a model wife
Most family gatherings descend into fierce arguments about the Middle-East
If you don’t finish the food on your plate your mom gets offended
If you finish what is on your plate, you are given twice the amount you started with
You get stopped at security for “random checks”
You laugh at people who get fake tans
Your mom screams at you until you come down to dinner
Your family reminisces about how life was ‘back home’ but when asked if they want to go back reply “Are you out of your mind!!??”
You know how to “kililililili!” (girls only I’m afraid)
Even sneezing makes you sweat
You have strange medical theories and customs such as eating red onion when you catch a cold.
You love the sun, sea and sand.
You are the master at changing the subject when people ask you where you’re from.
You’re parties always include the standard Arabic tunes
You tell no-one but they’re also on your ipod
You eat Shawarma, Rice and Hoummus on a regular basis
You wear a half buttoned white shirt with hair sticking out
You have more cousins than people in your school
You have had a slipper thrown at you by your mom at least once in your life
You go through more hair gel than water in one day
When you were a kid you spoke with a some sort of a strange accent
Half of your family have the same name. They have all been named after a great grandfather.
Friday, January 9, 2009
You know you're from NEW YORK CITY when...
I came across this article and its sooo true!!!!
And it fits NJersey people too lol.. Enjoy..
You know you're from NEW YORK CITY when...
You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
Hookers and the homeless are invisible.
The subway makes sense.
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".
The most frequently used part of your car is the horn. 9.You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.
You consider Westchester "upstate".
You think Central Park is "nature."
You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it’s a "steal."
You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.
You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.
You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.
Your closet is filled with black clothes.
You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.
You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.
You take fashion seriously.
Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."
$50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.
You don't notice sirens anymore.
You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns.
Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watchseller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian.
You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.
Your door has more than three locks.
Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.
You run when you see a flashing "Do Not Walk" sign at the intersection.
You're not in the least bit interested in going to Times Square on New Year's Eve.
You cringe at hearing people pronounce Houston St. like the city in Texas
Film crews on your block annoy you, not excite you.
People from other states cant tell a polar bear from a peanut, but they know you're from NY the second you open your mouth.
When you are able to make a right turn at a red light.. you think it's the best thing ever.
Rather than waiting safely on the sidewalk to cross the street, you wait inches away from speeding traffic waiting to cut through it.
Your local news is national news.
Yellow light means speed up.
Communicating with people on the road only takes one finger.
You order your dinner and have it delivered.. from the place across the street.
You cross the street on a greenlight, and if you get hit by a car you blame the driver for "not watching where they're going.
You can tell a gunshot from a firecracker and not get scared, but when you go to the burbs you get scared of hearing a cricket.
You know the lights above the skyscrapers is the closest thing we have to stars.
And it fits NJersey people too lol.. Enjoy..
You know you're from NEW YORK CITY when...
You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
Hookers and the homeless are invisible.
The subway makes sense.
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".
The most frequently used part of your car is the horn. 9.You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.
You consider Westchester "upstate".
You think Central Park is "nature."
You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it’s a "steal."
You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.
You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.
You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.
Your closet is filled with black clothes.
You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.
You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.
You take fashion seriously.
Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."
$50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.
You don't notice sirens anymore.
You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns.
Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watchseller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian.
You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.
Your door has more than three locks.
Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.
You run when you see a flashing "Do Not Walk" sign at the intersection.
You're not in the least bit interested in going to Times Square on New Year's Eve.
You cringe at hearing people pronounce Houston St. like the city in Texas
Film crews on your block annoy you, not excite you.
People from other states cant tell a polar bear from a peanut, but they know you're from NY the second you open your mouth.
When you are able to make a right turn at a red light.. you think it's the best thing ever.
Rather than waiting safely on the sidewalk to cross the street, you wait inches away from speeding traffic waiting to cut through it.
Your local news is national news.
Yellow light means speed up.
Communicating with people on the road only takes one finger.
You order your dinner and have it delivered.. from the place across the street.
You cross the street on a greenlight, and if you get hit by a car you blame the driver for "not watching where they're going.
You can tell a gunshot from a firecracker and not get scared, but when you go to the burbs you get scared of hearing a cricket.
You know the lights above the skyscrapers is the closest thing we have to stars.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Broken Heart Syndrome?
That's right, there is such thing as something called broken heart syndrome and like 99% of the world has experianced it! And some get really sick from it. Why am i writing about this? because i think i am of illness. I can't beleive that you can actually go to wikipedia and type broken heart and it gives you a whole biography of something we already know.
Broken Heart Syndrome -- where a traumatizing incident triggers the brain to distribute chemicals that weaken heart tissue. ( pretty scarey ha?) Now a days you can't even have a broken heart with out getting sick! But wait, there are symptoms to this:
The symptoms of a "broken heart" can manifest themselves through psychological pain but for many the effect is physical. Although the experience is regarded commonly as indescribable, the following is a list of common symptoms that occur:
A perceived tightness of the chest, similar to an anxiety attack
Stomach ache and/or loss of appetite
Partial or complete insomnia
Anger
Shock
Nostalgia
Apathy (loss of interest)
Feelings of loneliness
Feelings of hopelessness and despair
Loss of self-respect and/or self-esteem
Medical or psychological illness (for example depression)
Suicidal thoughts (in extreme cases)
Nausea
Fatigue
The thousand-yard stare
Constant or frequent crying
A feeling of complete emptiness
WARNING : If you have any of these symtoms contact your primary care ASAP! ( wait does that mean i have to also contact my doc?)
People have no idea what they can cause another heart. It's really sad when you trust someone who you think will not cause all of the above then one day you wake up finding out that they are the cause of illness.
Its funny, i was told by someone they dont know what inlove means. Do you? I guess that person has never really been inlove and they have yet to experiance such a thing.
Boy, im really pouring out my heart here... Just like a cut gets healed so does the heart and this is why we always get a chance to put it back together, dust our selves off and get back in the game and try again.
I am wondering when i go to my doctor do i tell her i am suffering from BHS? Wait, weird i went to BHS high school. Who knew that name was going to tag along with me for the rest of my life!... dude..so weird..so weird..
No but really, this is totally sad and scarey Takotsubo cardiomyopathy, is another name for this same illness. I should get checked out...
Just a thought.
Broken Heart Syndrome -- where a traumatizing incident triggers the brain to distribute chemicals that weaken heart tissue. ( pretty scarey ha?) Now a days you can't even have a broken heart with out getting sick! But wait, there are symptoms to this:
The symptoms of a "broken heart" can manifest themselves through psychological pain but for many the effect is physical. Although the experience is regarded commonly as indescribable, the following is a list of common symptoms that occur:
A perceived tightness of the chest, similar to an anxiety attack
Stomach ache and/or loss of appetite
Partial or complete insomnia
Anger
Shock
Nostalgia
Apathy (loss of interest)
Feelings of loneliness
Feelings of hopelessness and despair
Loss of self-respect and/or self-esteem
Medical or psychological illness (for example depression)
Suicidal thoughts (in extreme cases)
Nausea
Fatigue
The thousand-yard stare
Constant or frequent crying
A feeling of complete emptiness
WARNING : If you have any of these symtoms contact your primary care ASAP! ( wait does that mean i have to also contact my doc?)
People have no idea what they can cause another heart. It's really sad when you trust someone who you think will not cause all of the above then one day you wake up finding out that they are the cause of illness.
Its funny, i was told by someone they dont know what inlove means. Do you? I guess that person has never really been inlove and they have yet to experiance such a thing.
Boy, im really pouring out my heart here... Just like a cut gets healed so does the heart and this is why we always get a chance to put it back together, dust our selves off and get back in the game and try again.
I am wondering when i go to my doctor do i tell her i am suffering from BHS? Wait, weird i went to BHS high school. Who knew that name was going to tag along with me for the rest of my life!... dude..so weird..so weird..
No but really, this is totally sad and scarey Takotsubo cardiomyopathy, is another name for this same illness. I should get checked out...
Just a thought.
Since My Birthday
Since my birthday there has been some big things going on.
My brother came to live with me & so did Sara
Israel started war with the Gaza Strip
I got really sick ( but I'm feeling better now B"H)
I lost some friends but gained new ones:)
I lost someone really important to me.
Not to mention that i lost my job because the company is moving to a new location out of area.
Wow, so many things happening but the weird thing about all this is that i don't see anything good, well besides for Sara and Marty moving here.
But there is good news, Thanks TO HASHEM i feel much better!
Lots of times we forget why we are really here on this earth, i mean we worry about fashion and about how we will be presenting our selves to our friends. We worry about the way we look and who is the coolest person you can hang out with. We worry about people texting you who you don't even know. The truth of a matter is, that we are only put on this earth to do deeds. Once we die, i believe we go up to Heaven to get judged. I believe their will be 2 angles, your lawyer and the angel going against you. I also truly believe that we will be judged on our whole life actions and expressions and anything or everything that we have done good or bad. I truly hope that whatever the judgement is that i get a really good lawyer.. :)
On that note, don't forget to do a good deed!!!
My brother came to live with me & so did Sara
Israel started war with the Gaza Strip
I got really sick ( but I'm feeling better now B"H)
I lost some friends but gained new ones:)
I lost someone really important to me.
Not to mention that i lost my job because the company is moving to a new location out of area.
Wow, so many things happening but the weird thing about all this is that i don't see anything good, well besides for Sara and Marty moving here.
But there is good news, Thanks TO HASHEM i feel much better!
Lots of times we forget why we are really here on this earth, i mean we worry about fashion and about how we will be presenting our selves to our friends. We worry about the way we look and who is the coolest person you can hang out with. We worry about people texting you who you don't even know. The truth of a matter is, that we are only put on this earth to do deeds. Once we die, i believe we go up to Heaven to get judged. I believe their will be 2 angles, your lawyer and the angel going against you. I also truly believe that we will be judged on our whole life actions and expressions and anything or everything that we have done good or bad. I truly hope that whatever the judgement is that i get a really good lawyer.. :)
On that note, don't forget to do a good deed!!!
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